Halloween in a (monkey) nutshell!

10 Great Halloween costume and decoration websites.

“Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn, and caldron bubble

Some of the gals stirring delicious bat soup...

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake

Eye of newt, and toe of frog
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog…..”

This abridged version of the ever so famous quotation from Shakespeare’s Macbeth has been adapted somewhat over the years. Doesn’t it really conjure up an image of a witch stirring up spells at her bubbling cauldron?

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Tearing off tights with my teeth I can’t get no sleep….

I always thought that “Insomnia” was a great song. Not at all like what I would usually listen to but I love it. I love the alliteration, I love the way it captures the feeling of insomnia and I love the dance music bit in the middle! I also love the line used above in the title…. Butwhere am I going with this, it’s not a tribute to the band “Faithless” and a song they first released 16 years ago,  rather a lead in to some words about darkness and sleep and their unsung importance to all of us .

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Top Tips for Food after Baby

Tiptoe Tots Food after BabyJust as eating healthily throughout pregnancy is important, what you eat after baby is born is equally so. You want a well balanced diet to ensure that you are getting every chance to get mind and body back to “normal”.

 

The most common complaints after giving birth or to give it its medical term “postpartum” are mood changes and exhaustion. You can overcome these by eating the right foods.

 

Breastfeeding or not, the experts state that eating the right foods rather than supplements is the best way to get the right nutrients. Remember that every individual is different – what’s good for the goose is not always good for the gander so if you have any conditions always consult a healthcare professional.

 

Keeping it simple
It will be much easier to maintain a healthy diet and regime if you don’t over complicate things. The foods that are of most benefit are fresh natural foods such as meat, fish, and vegetables.
We don’t pretend to be professionals in this field; we just want to give you some useful tips and perhaps take you some way down the road to getting your body and mind into tip top shape.

 

Eating for energy
The most effective way to keep your body energised is by eating smaller amounts more frequently. This is a good way to avoid those energy slumps. The human body was designed to graze, and as well as fending off fatigue, this will also help to keep the metabolism working.

 

A high fibre breakfast such as oatmeal, bran or any fibre cereal or bread is a good option in the morning, and as constipation is a common complaint after giving birth, a high fibre breakfast will also help to keep your movements regular. Be Warned: this is not a licence to munch your way through chocolate & crisps all day…that can only lead to tears – yours, not your babies.

 

Vitamin E is a good source of energy and helps build stamina. It is also an antioxidant. Foods containing Vitamin E are for eg. Nuts, seeds, olives and asparagus to name but a few. Nuts and seeds are excellent providers of many of the vitamins and nutrients that you need.
Vitamin B3 is considered good for keeping your metabolism going. Foods such as pork, chicken and fish like salmon or mackerel can help here.

 

Cupcake Tiptoe Tots blogWe all know the foods that will deplete our energy levels yet for some reason for many of us, these are the ones we are most attracted to like caffeine, alcohol, and refined flour products – that’s bread and cakes!
Finally try to drink plenty of liquids – dehydration is a high factor in causing fatigue.

 

Eating for your mood
We’re not talking post natal depression here rather postpartum blues. Many studies have been done on the effects of diet on our mental state. We are not experts in this in any way but only attempt to offer some very loose guidelines. If you are suffering from depression or feeling more than just a little down, please talk to your doctor.

 

There are some core foods which have been identified as helping to ward off the blues.
Zinc is important in the defence of anxiety, and irritability and can be found in tuna and eggs amongst many other foods.

 

Vitamin C
Persons suffering from depression have often been found to be low In vitamin C.
Green vegetables – spinach & kale, citrus fruits, and raspberries are just the tip of the iceberg.

 

Omega 3 – for this choose fish like sardines & salmon.
Calcium is usually on the list of must haves for females and is naturally occurring in foods like dairy, seeds and some fish.
Those folic acid supplements that you probably swallowed religiously before and after conception can be dusted off and reintroduced to your diet now, or alternatively you can get munching on leafy green vegetables (especially kale), fruit, avocado to name but a few.

 

Keep iron levels high by eating meat fish and poultry.
Finally, congratulations. Good luck getting back in shape. Remember that for now the most important thing is looking after yourself and your precious little baby. Bee Happbeee you have a precious gift. Everything else is just icing!
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Handbags – Real and Imaginary

Being a woman – which I am! I have a strong love of fashion. I don’t think I am particularly stylish but I do adore shopping and its associated end results, even down to the welts that form on your arms and hands after carrying all of the bags through town   – handbag perched on forearm, coffee in hand, collection of purchases gathering on one arm or the other – use the non coffee hand initially. (I will admit that the ensuing empty wallet is not such an attractive side effect.)

Back boobs and muffin tops

Handbags have got to be one of the most satisfying purchases of all time – like shoes and jewelry handbags will always fit. When you are purchasing minimiser bras (to be swiveled and worn on your back in tandem with your cleavage boosting regular bra) to mask the back boobs that have developed, you need something cheer you up. That handbag will still look amazing when your muffin top is in danger of needing a separate seat on the plane.  Your fab shoes will fit when your favourite jeans are a distant memory and have been cut up into dusters.

Almost designer

I recently became the proud owner of what we will call an almost high end designer handbag – 0f the very expensive designer kind! Now is this handbag fake or is it real? Let’s face it, I have used it so surely it must be real – I mean I still have my wallet, my perfume, lip balm back up make up,

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Grooming for New Born Babies

Yes, you’re reading it right! Grooming is a very important part of life for a new born baby! They’ve got ears, hair, a nose, fingers and toes, and just like us grownups all of these need looking after!

Fingers and Toes

Ok, let’s start with digits – what on earth can we say about babies’ digits – lots actually. These little extremities need looking after and this can be seriously daunting when a baby finger nail is sooo tiny that you can scarcely see it to trim it.

Such a nerve wrecking and heart wrenching task when the little mite is fresh out of the wrapper! Dangerous little weapons they are too – finger nails that is!  New born babies have a tendency to scratch & scrape unaware that they are hurting themselves..and Mum & Dad too!

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Hormones and Trampolines

Hormones & Trampolines

 

If these sound like polar opposites to you, count yourself lucky!

To me they go hand in hand  and I don’t believe that I am  on my own in that!

Sometimes I find myself wondering if I actually feel the way I feel or am I feeling what my hormones want me to feel – or are we one and the same? If we are one and the same then I fear that I, along with many other women am a seriously raging schizophrenic. How can I trust myself when my opinions are changing not just daily but almost on an hourly basis, its like I wake up one person and go to bed a totally different one. Its not just feelings and emotions either!

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Flamin Flip Flops its Flippin Summer

Ah yes, it’s that time again. When the gentle breeze carries the scent of burning flip flop rubber along the promenade and all down the high street wafts the beautiful aroma of pleather footwear from Pennys or Primark as it melts gently into the footpath.

Tangerine tans are de rigeur, something akin to the flattering complexion of a giraffe. Ditch the bottle! What you need is lashings of Baby Oil & Tin foil – now that’s how you get a tan!  After a day on the foil, the soothing caress of Aloe Vera (Duckworth) will be second only to the gentle caress of Scrumpy Jack on ice as it careers down your throat faster than German tourists heading for the beach at sunrise.

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50 Great Gift Ideas For Baby And Mum

Buying gifts for a new baby can be pretty easy, just head to the high street and get a 6 pack of baby grows…But you don’t want to be as generic as that do you?

Finding something that little bit different need not be so difficult. The great World Wide Web is full of little gems if you just know where to look and what to look for!

That’s the key isn’t it….Knowing where to look! Well we are going to make life that bit easier for you….you don’t even need to get up off your seat! Here are50 gift Ideas you for baby and mum.

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New Year, New Shoes

It’s not as though we need an excuse to get new shoes, but the arrival of another new year is as good an excuse as any!

Most women of all ages are in love with shoes & handbags. When I was a young girl, walking home from school was rather a stressful affair with constant bending down to polish up the black patent shoes that were forever gathering dust.

Once we ladies reach a certain age, we can be sure of one thing, shoes and handbags, they will never do us wrong! Shoes will not bulge at the seams and let you down at the last minute, they will never gape at the front leaving your underwear on show for all and sundry. We never get muffin top from our shoes nor do they give us boobs on our back! There is simply everything to love about a pair of shoes that will always fit!

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Baby its cold outside!

Now that we are into November December, we can expect to see some grisly weather coming our way. There are stories being thrown about that this winter is set to be one of the coldest in history with night time temperatures to allegedly hit lows of -16. Not a typo I actually did say -16!! Who knows maybe Mr. Crosby’s dreams will come true and we will have a white Christmas.

This is all very well, but what about those little babies who have just left the warmth and security of their mother’s womb, only to arrive in the cold winter world of torrid rain and biting winds and if we are to believe the gossip never before experienced cold snaps!

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